- You make an appointment with a podiatrist. That's your feet, not your butt.
- Your favorite shoe designer is Clarks.
- You decide not to go somewhere because it's just "too cold out".
- You check the weather forecast multiple times per day.
- You buy reduced fat cheeses.
- You watch PBS.
- You have a library card and AAA card in your wallet.
- Your vacation plans are based on doing nothing instead of "what are we going to do?".
- You have no idea what you want for your birthday.
These are few - I'm sure I'll come across many more in the next few years.
Fun fact of the day: Dalmations are born without spots.